So here is our dinner conversation -yes all of this occurred in one sitting at the table. I couldn't make this stuff up.
Munchkin "Daddy- how did you and mommy make the flowers?"
Husband "What flowers?"
M: "How did you make the flowers and baskets and hookers?" (basket planters hanging from hook on deck.)
M: "My butt hurts, I need to go potty."
Proceeds to go potty and wants me to sit with her. We started talking about that it will be husband's birthday in a few weeks.
M: "Daddy, come in here. I'm making you a brown a cake." (He had no idea that we were talking about his birthday.)
Return to the dinner table.
FGW (me): "M - tell Daddy what we were talking about."
M: "Daddy it's going to be your birthday in a few weeks. And I'm going to make you a cake."
H: "How old I am going to be?"
M: long pause and then a little smirk "Oooolllllllldddddd."
And that was my welcome back from Hong Kong.
Hilarious. Who needs to go to a comedy show when you have three year olds.
And the munchkin had her first dance recital while I was away. She was adorable.